Metabolic Health Test — 24 markers. See what's included →

See what your blood says about your metabolic health

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A full picture of your metabolic health

Test 24 essential markers

Everything you need and nothing you don't: blood sugar, the full cholesterol picture, inflammation, liver, kidney and thyroid, from one finger-prick sample.

See all markers

Every result placed in its band

Each marker sits against the lab's reference range, with a plain-English note on what it is, why it matters and whether it needs anything from you.

Track your health over time

Your results stay in your account, so a repeat kit every three or six months shows whether a change in diet, exercise or treatment is doing what you hoped.

Clear next steps, written for you

A GMC-registered doctor reads all your results together and ends the report with what to do: lifestyle changes, a retest, what to raise with your GP, or whether treatment is worth a look.

Metabolic Health Test

£129

A test designed to cut through the noise. The Metabolic Health Test measures the 24 markers that matter for blood sugar, heart, liver, kidney and thyroid health, and a doctor tells you what they mean.

Order a kit
  • The finger-prick kit, posted tracked to your door
  • All 24 markers across five areas
  • A report written and signed by a GMC-registered doctor
  • Results in your account, usually within five working days
  • Freepost return to the lab
  • No fasting, no appointment, no clinic

Pricing details

One kit, £129, paid once.

See what's inside the panel

Metabolic

Your three-month blood sugar average, the marker most used to assess diabetes risk.

1 marker.

Heart and blood fats

The full cholesterol picture, including the particle counts and ratios most routine panels leave out.

11 markers.

Inflammation

Low-level background inflammation, which tracks body fat and settles as it falls.

1 marker.

Liver and kidney

How your liver and kidneys are coping with changes in what you eat and drink.

9 markers.

Thyroid

Whether an underactive or overactive thyroid is part of the picture.

2 markers.

Reference ranges and bands are set by our partner laboratory. The test is for information and lifestyle guidance; it is not a diagnosis and does not replace advice from your GP.

Test from the comfort of your home

No appointment, no waiting room, no needle in the arm. The kit comes to you, the sample takes a few minutes, and the lab and the doctor do the rest.

Order a kit
A man at a sunlit kitchen table taking a finger-prick sample beside the open test kit
Posted to your door, tracked Lancets, a small tube, plasters and a prepaid envelope
About ten minutes, first thing A few drops from a fingertip; no fasting needed
Freepost back the same day Monday to Thursday, so it never waits over a weekend

Testing made simple

Step 1

Order a kit, and it arrives tracked

The finger-prick kit: a white box, a capped tube, a lancet, a cotton pad and plasters
Metabolic Health Test Lancets, tube, plasters and a prepaid envelope

Step 2

A few drops from a fingertip, then post it back

Step 3

A doctor reads your results and writes them up

A blood test like no other

FeatureheySlimOther home kitsPrivate clinicYour GP
Taken at home Yes. Finger-prick kit, posted tracked Yes. Usually a finger-prick kit No. Appointment for a venous draw No. Appointment at the practice
Read by a doctor Yes. Written and signed by a GMC-registered doctor Partly. Often an automated summary Yes. Usually, sometimes as an extra Yes. Where the test was ordered
Plain-English next steps Yes. Every report ends with what to do Partly. Varies Partly. Often a PDF of results Partly. At a follow-up, if needed
The full cholesterol picture Yes. ApoB, ApoA1, Lp(a) and the ratios Partly. Often total, LDL and HDL only Partly. Depends on the panel Partly. Usually a standard lipid panel
Retest to see the trend Yes. Every three or six months, results side by side Partly. Sometimes Partly. At full price each time Partly. When clinically indicated
Wait for results Yes. Usually within five working days of the lab receiving your sample Partly. Varies Partly. Days to weeks Partly. Days to weeks
Cost Yes. One price, nothing extra to pay Partly. Varies by panel No. Often several hundred pounds Yes. Free, when there is a clinical reason

The other columns describe what is typical of that route, not any one provider; what you are offered will vary.

Blood test questions, answered.

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A finger-prick collection kit posted to your door, freepost return to the lab, analysis of 24 markers across five areas (blood sugar, heart and blood fats, inflammation, liver and kidney, thyroid) and a written report signed by a heySlim doctor, delivered in your heySlim account. There is nothing extra to pay.